Looking at a lovely advert on the screen of a bill board, with Smile on my face admiring the creativity and messages been sent to the public. Hey idiot, don't you have were to go? (A voice from behind) Why stare and smile to yourself on the way? I was speechless, right within me I thought "When is it right" Someone knocks on the door ( Door opens) Please what is it by the time asked the young man (troubled) i asked please tell me that is not why you called me out Smiled and replied "It is, my wrist watch is down and my wall clock is not functioning " Trying to prepare lunch after a stressful work (Phone rings) (answers the call) hello The caller "Sorry for bothering you i am so hungry and tired please i need you to come help me get some food from the market" That is not funny Young man can I get a pen from you? Asked a Customer Yes, here it is. (few minutes after my transaction) Sir can I get my pen back? He replied ...